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thejungle Dictionary - Release 13.80

There is a lot of "internet Speak" on these sites, so lets get a running dictionary of words and definitions going to help new members understand what the hell we are talking about, ok?

Official 2thejungle.com Dictionary

A

Admin : Your lords and masters here at 2TheJungle.com See: Bribe

Alias: A members username on the site. Do not be concerned if other members make up cutesy little nicknames for your alias, because sometimes whole words are just to hard to type out. Ex: "darkie" for "Darkanda"; "bb" for "babiebec"; "dumbass" for "eddo"

All Caps: A style of writing on the internet that uses only capital letters, which is both annoying and hard to read. Much like Exclamation Point, constant use of All Caps cheapens the effect. Occasional use of one or two words in All Caps will add emphasis to that word, but again, overuse cheapens the effect. Make note: Overuse cheapens the effect.

Anti-eddo: The good in the ugly face of evil. Able to save a website from certain destruction by all that is eddo. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. See hack

asshat: a member known for wearing his or her buttocks as a form of headgear.
Variation:asshattery: Act of displaying your asshattedness

Arse: Somehow less offensive than the word "Ass" when describing a person or body part. (See: English Term)

B

Bah: (1) A social hangout for many wishing to drown their sorrows in a tall glass of something toxic. (2) Where DTR hangs out.

Bandwagon: (1) a once unpopular view that has recently become popular, thus causing many people that previously would not have supported the view to now offer their full support. (2) a group of cronies or flying monkeys that agree with whatever the target of their affection says, no matter what.

Bastid: Slang pronunciation of bastard, usually by New Yorkers or those from Boston, with extra emphasis on the "bast" part of the word.

Batshit: A level of insanity that the word alone cannot justify. Usable as a prefix Batshit insane or on its own.
Variation: Batshittery: the practice of being batshit crazy

BCARism: Words of wisdom from a wise man.

Beer Looter: Katrina victim that has grown to epic and iconic social status, particularly among worshipers of Ghoombah. (unofficial site mascot)

bitch: (1) A person who is sarcastic for no apparent reason. (2) A woman who holds high opinion of herself, again for no reason apparent to anyone with a brain (3) a female dog (See number 2)

Bollocks: (1) English Term A term used to describe something which isn't true. (2) The definition of most of that which Power says (3) Another part of the male anatomy, mostly found dangling beneath the member Syn: testes, testicles, dogs danglies, gooseberies, grapefruit, balls, nuts

Bribe: Best way to get on an admins good side. Nudie pics and cash work best.

bump: (1) A self-serving reply to a post in a sad attempt to bring it to the top of the "recently Replied To" page. (2) That disgusting ass thing on emkay's back, but we don't talk about it.

Butt Darts: (1) a redneck game played at the bah that has nothing to do with darts. (2) a bedroom game for homosexuals.

C

Chewing your monkey: Virginian term for Masturbation. I think. Syn: Choking the chicken; spanking the monkey; rubbing one out; Wasting DNA; slapping the salami, etc

Comment: A reply to a post.

"Copy & Paste": Tactic used by many to convey a thought not original to themselves. Often tossed about during debates when one side is unable to put anymore coherent thoughts together on their own. Also could include personal messages, e-mails, or other various forms of blackmail. Also known simply as "C&P"

Cronies: A group of followers that seemingly jump out of nowhere whenever their leader is attacked. see: Groupie

CryBaby: A derogatory term, describing one who comes out to play, can't stand the heat and the runs back home and tells tales... Derived from the actions of an actual baby, who has no recourse but to cry until they are satisfied. examples: oops, 'censored.' Closely related to: Drama Queen/Whore, Weepy Vagina

D

Dart Tossin' Rube (DTR): A sad individual that Ali enjoys making cry.

Death: (1) Then end of life. (2) Term used by some to create sympathy and/or a new alias thus causing immense amounts of drama.- see: Drama Whore

Discussion Board: What 2thejungle.com is. Posts at a discussion board, by definition, should invoke discussion.

Douchebag: Remnants after a female cleans her genital region: Not worth much, and a little smelly. Although, some do get their kicks by being around douchebags.

Drama Queen/Whore: One who lives and thrives on internet drama. Is unhappy if they are not the center of attention, or current hottest topic of discussion. Could be male or female.

dropping the soap: Moob and Darkanda's favorite shower game.

dumbass: Idiot. Moron. Room temperature IQ. Tard. Democrat.

E

English term: short for "English terminology." (1) Useless made up words that we have to tolerate due to the site owner and her husband being from England Example: bollocks, wanker, arse, etc. (2) The unnecessary addition of random "u"'s in words. Example: colour, flavour, etc (3) Contrary to history books, English Terms are the real cause of the American Revolution.

Exclamation Point: is usually used after an interjection or exclamation to indicate strong feeling. Warnings: (1) Use exclamation points sparingly, and never use more than one in a single sentence. No one wants to read sentences like this!!! (2)Do not end everything you write with an exclamation point, as this cheapens the effect of using it to begin with.

F

Fanny: (1) American term for the part you sit on. (2) English Term for the part with which a lady of the night makes her money. (3) Verb 'To fanny around' - to skirt the issue, mess around.

fixer: (1) One who fixes broken things. (2) slang:One who takes it upon themselves to tell someone else who to be. Typically done in a rude, hypocritical manner while bursting into a conversation you're no part of and saying something idiotic like ..."You know wez, it's not your job to fix everyone" For "fixer" slang origin, see "pretentious jackass"

Fluff: Disease similar to the substance which you find behind your clothes dryer- Soft and often warm, but pretty much useless. Contagious. Over-indulgence can cause death- both real or fictional.

Flying Monkey: lower class of Lurker whose sole purpose it to watch the site and report back all violations so that comments have to get deleted to keep Feckless Wench out of trouble.

frack: No one knows.

f ucktard: A contraction of "f ucking retard" f ucking + retard = f ucktard Alt: phucktard, fukktard

f uckwit: A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

G

Ghey salty man tears: Aftereffect of a manly man getting put in his place by one or more Irresponsible Vagina's

Ghoombah: Deity that hangs out at barbecue's and around liquor stores. Loves to be praised with the opening of a cold brewski. Variation: Ghoombahism: Followers of Ghoomba

git: English term loosely translates into "Darkanda"

Groupie: A member who seemingly comes out of nowhere to defend an internet friend that is being justly or unjustly picked on or attacked.

H

hmmmmmmmm: Demonstration of thought.

hobosapien: Politically correct term describing one who prefers to live, not in a house, but in a box, or van down by the river. alt hobophobic (Fear of hobosapiens); hobosexual (one who prefers hobosapiens, sexually)

Hugoed: wezzed on steroids.

hypocrite: Member who professes one action or deed as wrong, but does the very action themselves. perfect example see Wez

I

Idiot: Member who lacks sufficient intelligence to coherently display any kind of rational thought process. Examples: Sixes; trademark; guitargis

Irresponsible Vagina: Any female human that does not treat her Vagina in a fashion comparable to the standards set forth in the Timesjoke Guide to Being a Woman

J

Jailbait: see "Underage"

Justice: (1) When one receives their due consequences for wronging another. (2) The fake alias that one of our "former" members uses to check up on her ex and to see whether or not we are talking about her.

K

"K": The most interesting letter of the alphabet. Has great stealth-like qualities- just the addition of a "K" to your current alias apparently makes it appear as a whole new alias to admins

L

Lemonjello: leh-mahn-gee-oo (1) Urban legend name that no one has ever actually met someone being named. Instead, it is always someone a friend of a friend actually met once in an obscure place. Believed to be a twin of Orangejello oar-ahn-gee-oo (2) The name of Anabel's cat.

Lightning rod of Evil: One whom attracts evil where ever they go. See eddo

"logon": What a Member does to access the site to be able to post, make replies, check personal messages, etc.

"logoff": What some Members (those that tend to get to caught up in everything) need to do more often.

"LOL": this means "Laughing Out Loud," although generally not to be taken literally, this does mean that someone found something humorous.

"LMAO": this means "Laughing My Ass Off," or "Laughing My Arse Off" (English Term) although generally not to be taken literally, this does mean that someone found something more humorous than the standard LOL.

Lurker: Any of about 50 Members that check out 2thejungle.com at any point during the day, only to read what is going on. Apparently desires no real interaction with any other Members.

M

Mangina: (1) Terminology used to describe the genital area after a female has a sex change operation. (2) A male member who posts something controversial or bold, only to later retract his statement or have his post deleted because he lost his nerve (balls) when he finds out not everyone agrees with him. Example here.

Margaritaville: A dumb song.

meh: translation: "Whatever"

Member: (1) A person who has created an account at one of the tri-sites. Specifically labeled per which site they are a member. Ex. She is a Jungle member (2) The part of the male anatomy that makes the girls squirm with pleasure.

mothership: (1) www.unsolvedmysteries.com - a internet site that is off limits to talk about in a negative way (as are it's Members); internet site where most of the members of 2thejungle.com got their first experience with the tri-sites (2) Best known hangout for the USMer (3)place where eddo is not welcome for more then 12 hours.

N

netizen under trisite protection: Advanced stages of "Cry-baby"- only available at the mothership

newb: A new Member. not to be confused with n00b.

n00b: A non-new Member who is really stupid or has never learned how to properly function on the internet not to be confused with newb.

O

Occasional-Member Drop-in: An ex-regular member who occasionally visits the site. Their presence may be detected after clicking on the "Recently Replied" button on the home page only to see the first 15 results containing the newest comments by such people. See profiles for: eatmybubbles, Doheney, and Gallytuck.

P

Phreak: Derogatory term used to describe an overbearing, power hungry, or overbearingly obnoxious message board admin
Variations- Phreaky, Phreakishness, Cornholio.

Placental: See: Underage; Jailbat; Prostitot

Pointless Drivel: A members ramblings, void of point or reason. Often has magical effect that keeps some members coming around, even though they say they object to it.

Politicalism: The act of discriminating against someone not based on age, color, gender, sexual preference, or wealth but on political affiliation. Example: Being banned from a website because you don't like Obama is politicalism

Post: (1) A topic which has been entered into the website to discuss Known to some message boards as "threads," but "post" sounds less gay. (2) A straight piece of wood used for holding things up, such as a mailbox or a fence. Also, an item that some members need shoved up their ass.

Preemptive Replier: A Member who obviously and continually replies to posts without reading the other replies contained within that post. See: wildbob

pretentious jackass: One who thinks higher of himself than he ought to, and thus thinks many things that are about him, when they are not. (not necessarily male) See example here. and here.

prostitot: An underage (see jailbait) female who dresses like a porn star, believes they are a porn star, and thinks they are 30. Usually identified by multiple photos and numerous updates on LSR's junkie site.

Pwned!! Similar to *zing, only much less cool. Said mostly by geeks, virgins, and 12 year olds.

Q

Question: (1) A form of communication useful for finding out information. Petitions for a reply. (2)Wez's method of answering a question. See: Pretentious Jackass.

R

rambler: A Member who says in 200 or more words that which could have been said in 10 or less words.

Random Member Drop-in: An not-really-ever-been-regular Member who occasionally visits the site. Their presence may be detected after clicking on the "Recently Replied" button on the home page only to see the first 15 results containing the newest comments by such people- many on posts that have long since dropped off the front page. See profiles for: DarkCrow, LoveOneAnother, Keepsake.

R.C.I. (Rectal Cranial Inversion): Medical condition known by suffers inability to remove his/her head from their own ass. Symptoms include: Projectile vomiting of nonsense; verbal diarrhea; cold sweats when confronted. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS! Approach sufferer with caution.

Red herring: (1) A debate tactic in which a bogus or irrelevant fact is tossed out to try to throw off the focus of the debate. (2) The bully in "A Pup Named Scooby Doo" (3) A type of fish, dipped in red paint.

Redneck: a Member from the backhills of any southern state (or state that sided with the south during the American Civil War.) Speaks with very heavy southern accent. Example here.

Reply: A comment to a post.

"ROTFLMAO": "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off" or "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off" (English Term.) Again, not to be taken literally, this means that the poster found something extremely funny. One can tell the level of funniness by the number of exclamation points that follow the term.

S

Singularity: One-man Sci-fi cult, not related to Scientology, where believers believe that they will one day be assimilated in to their computers and live forever. Its main philosophies are often ridiculed by members and non-members alike. ie: the entire human population, with the exception of one. Syn: pile o'crap; horse hockey; complete and utter b.s.

"69": Literally the Sixty-Ninth reply to a post. Refers to a sexual position. Started by SWYW'ers at saywhatyouwant.net as a sport to see who could get the ever popular "69", but since they haven't had a post get over 20 replies in months, it has pretty much died off. Not acceptable in the more serious posts at 2thejungle.com or in any post at unsolvedmysteries.com. In real life, yelling out "69" died off after 8th grade.

Shower Hooker: Prostitute that takes up office in a hotel shower. Less picky than regular prostitutes, but cleaner. Usually found only in hotels in cities where prostitution is legal.

Slit: (1) A hole that is taller than it is wider. (2) An immature reference to a Vagina. (3) What OJ did to Nicole's throat.

Smert: (1) Lack of intelligence. (2) An obvious incorrect spelling of "smart"

Sore vagina: The state of mind that disturbs the feeling of being in a warm happy place See: Vagina, resulting in the feeler tossing their tampons around 2thejungle.com in a big menstrual hissy fit. Pretentious jackasses are most seriously afflicted by this condition.

Strawman: A debate tactic used to change the subject or turn attention away from the main point. Generally useful when you are loosing a debate. Kind of like a red herring.

SWYWer: a creature dangerously close to extinction. Only a few known left in the wild- a cranky englishman, a computer geek, and a disgruntled preacher boy. Approach with extreme caution. Now Extinct- disgruntled preacher boy only survivor, and he is now being nursed in captivity here at 2thejungle.com.

T

TATer: Member of the original theangrytruth.com website. Term of disgust for some, term of honor for some others.

tease: (1)Member who promises you nudie pics, but never delivers. (2) Member who offers up excellent idea for a controversial type post, but is to afraid to post it themselves.

tool: (1) A member that is used by another member for an objective that they aren't aware of. Kind of like how a hammer is used. (2) in BCAR-speak: a dick, a male organ hanging limp and useless, a term used by me on USM to describe people, that so far has escaped the censors even if I am the only one who knows the hidden meaning.

Toque Talk: 1 Conversation about a hat. 2 Any post, topic, thread, reply, or remark relating to: hockey; snow; the metric system; strange football rules; Queen Elizabeth; how great the French are; or Mounties.

tri-sites: Usually acknowledged to be unsolvedmysteries.com, 2thejungle.com (formerly known as theangerpoint.com and theangrytruth.com,) and saywhatyouwant.net (formerly known as a happening place)

TRUTH: That which is, and always will be, regardless of what someone says or believes it is. (Capitalization of entire word highly unnecessary)

Turkey Jerky: Dried meat snack made out of a turkey. Var: Turkey Jerker- Click here for example

Turkey Slapping: Virginian term for being hit in the middle of one forehead with a penis.

Typical Canadian: Any obnoxious member who randomly appear on 2thejungle.comTJ to criticize the policies, politics, and general population of the United States. Usually recognized by their holier-than-though Canadian nationalism and nonsensical liberalism and their random singing of the song "God Save the Queen." See profile for: Gallytuck

U

Underage: (1) Any member that is found to be under the age of 18, thus banned from this website. (2) one of Powers girlfriends. See also: Jailbait

USMer: Member of unsolvedmysteries.com website See also myusm.com. Many USMers are not welcome here due to status as underage and some do not want to be here due to lack of fluff.

V

Vagina: A warm, happy place.

Verbal Masturbation: A way of typing that is so self absorbed, self righteous, and self-consumed that it immensely resembles the act of pleasuring oneself.

Violet: (1) A color, similar to purple. (2) A state of being that causes another physical pain

W

Wanker: English Term (1) a person who is a bitch most of the time (2) a driver who cuts you up, pulls from a side road five yards in front of you or fails to stop at a red light when you are crossing the junction (3) a man who is playing with his member

Wannabe: Typically a new-ish member. You can tell the Wannabe by their desperate attempts at acceptance from older members. Usually will adopt personality traits of older members in order to ride this individual's coat-tails to popularity. Ex: Darkanda conspicuously emulating our dear Insect.

weak comeback: verb: to show ones lack of verbal sparring eloquence with phrases such as "Your mom"; "I know you are, but what am I?"; or "I know what stupid is, I've actually gotten laid."

weed: (1) Where the lurkers like to hide- in the weeds of 2thejungle. (2) Condition of having too much pubic hair ie: She's gonna need a weed whacker for all that! (3) Marijuana

weepy mangina: See weepy vagina

weepy vagina: A derogatory term, describing a member who is acting overly sensitive and touchy- much like a woman during her menstrual cycle. Very closely related to Cry Baby.

wez: confusing creature that speaks in mumbles and gibberish. Often in all capital letters. Ex: TRUTH

Wezdom: Opposite of wisdom (not to be confused with Wizdumb.) advice, input, and/or statements that must be repeated over and over and over in an effort to force members to pay attention. Members employing wezdom are severely lacking in communicative skills. These members also do not understand the concept of "Quality over quantity."

wezzed: slang term for account termination. ex: I got wezzed!

www.2thejungle.com: an internet discussion site, where members can join up and discuss all kinds of topics with each other. Much higher quality board than the other members of the tri-sites

X

Y

Yahoo: An instant messenger, used mostly for talking about other site members without the admins being able to read your thoughts. also: AIM, ICQ, MSN

Z

*zing: a form of verbal taunting, usually associated with extreme embarrassment on the targets behalf. To qualify for a proper *zing, member cannot give themselves a *zing, but instead one must be given by another member. Much classier than the popular (and overused) "OWNED!" or "PWNED!"

zzzzzzz: (1) Demonstration of boredom. (2) Demonstration of sleepiness, or in the case of Gallytuck- narcolepsy

What are some others?

Replies

8/21/2006 1:53:09 PM From: Ad I take issue with your second definition of "member" seeing as yours hasn't made any female squirm, except maybe with laughter... LOL


8/21/2006 1:56:12 PM From: Aery ^ Ouch. lol


8/21/2006 1:56:57 PM From: Ad Bollocks: (1) A term used to describe something which isn't true. (2) The definition of most of that which Power says (3) Another part of the male anatomy, mostly found dangling beneath the member


8/21/2006 1:58:38 PM From: Ad Admin : Your lords and masters here at 2TheJungle (See Bribe)


8/21/2006 1:58:52 PM From: babiebec Bullocks is part of the male anatomy? I thought bollocks meant the butt?


8/21/2006 2:00:37 PM From: Ad Bollocks=testes, testicles, dogs danglies, gooseberies, grapfruits


8/21/2006 2:00:47 PM From: Ad also known as balls


8/21/2006 2:01:05 PM From: Ad also known as nuts...


8/21/2006 2:20:46 PM From: Chi That would be buttocks, BB


8/21/2006 2:32:26 PM From: babiebec Oh yeah. Duh. I'm such a retard...


8/21/2006 3:28:20 PM From: Ad Bum: (1) Person who lives in a cardboard box (2) Where people who spout fluff talk out of (3) English soft swear term for arse


8/21/2006 3:48:41 PM From: Feckless Wench Fanny: 1.American term for the part you sit on. 2. English term for the part with which a lady of the night makes her money. 3. Verb 'To fanny around' - to skirt the issue, mess around.


8/21/2006 3:50:33 PM From: Feckless Wench CryBaby - One who comes out to play, can't stand the heat and the runs back home and tells tales....examples: oops, 'censored'.


8/21/2006 3:51:25 PM From: Feckless Wench Excellent post eddo...sorta like 'Roger's Profanisaurus' from Viz magazine.


8/21/2006 4:02:23 PM From: mercury you forgot the desperate housewife SWYW member. I still log in... sometimes. Other than that slight omission, it's a pretty good list ;o) I found myself LOL a couple times (not to be taken literally)


8/21/2006 4:07:46 PM From: Ali Excellent directory! I think you covered all the bases pretty darn well.


8/21/2006 4:18:07 PM From: Aery You should add some regular members and their definitions to the list. That would probably piss off some of the whiners. I also love fracktard, douchebag, "netizen under trisite protection," ramblers, etc.


8/21/2006 5:12:08 PM From: mercury bastid and bah are missing. get on that ;o)


8/21/2006 5:38:52 PM From: Aery Oh ya. We definitely need bastid. Even got my husband saying that one. That and asshattery.


8/21/2006 5:51:55 PM From: wez Weeds... where the lurkers lie in wait.


8/21/2006 5:53:29 PM From: wez TRUTH = that which is, what it is, regardless of what someone says or believes it is.


8/21/2006 5:57:05 PM From: babiebec TRUTH= individual interpretation.


8/21/2006 5:58:35 PM From: wez Wrong again sis.. it's the OPPOSITE.


8/21/2006 5:59:18 PM From: wez Trooth = individual interpertation.


8/21/2006 6:04:37 PM From: wez Little redhead = a jealousy driven frenzy of love gone bad, usually resulting in a hair pulling catfight.


8/21/2006 6:58:20 PM From: eddo so should I add the news ones to the orginal post? or just keep them down here in the comments? either or works for me.


8/21/2006 7:02:30 PM From: Aery Update the post.


8/21/2006 7:03:04 PM From: Aery Ah... so that is what you meant by "weeds," Wez. I didn't know what you were talking about the other day with Kathy.


8/21/2006 7:16:10 PM From: mercury add it to the content. you want your dictionary page to be complete, dont you?


8/21/2006 7:28:03 PM From: eddo I didn't leave ya off Merc. the three I listed refuse to leave the walls of the SWYW compound for any of the other tri-sites.


8/21/2006 7:37:41 PM From: wez Seems appropriate Aer, don't you think? Weeds..


8/21/2006 7:40:50 PM From: wez Kathy likes the weed bed... been there 6 long years. Til she came out to ignore me in my profile because nothing I say makes sense, I'm a loser, and she doesn't even want to know me.


8/21/2006 8:06:56 PM From: mercury they have confined themselves over there, haven't they? LOL I hadn't really noticed that.


8/21/2006 8:27:18 PM From: mercury now correct the spelling of "upadte"


8/21/2006 8:40:00 PM From: eddo oh shush


8/21/2006 8:56:55 PM From: Aery This is hysterical, Eddo.


8/21/2006 9:03:49 PM From: atlantic you forgot Anabels (BATSHITTERY)


8/21/2006 9:26:18 PM From: atlantic !!!!!!!!!!!!! Atlantic has just made a statement - lol


8/21/2006 9:31:23 PM From: eddo ^^lol


8/21/2006 10:15:57 PM From: Rani No no no, turkey slapping...being unexpectantly hit on the forhead with a virtual or real penis.


8/21/2006 10:21:29 PM From: Rani but a virginian term for masturbation is good, though that would really be chewing the monkey off.


8/21/2006 11:30:00 PM From: Darkanda Eddo... I am going to kick your ass!


8/22/2006 2:34:45 AM From: Ad Bitch: (1) A person who is sarcastic for no apparent reason (2) A woman who holds high opinion of herself, again for no reason apparent to anyone with a brain (3) a female dog (See number 2)


8/22/2006 7:12:40 AM From: BCAR Well done, a correction: Tool (in BCARspeak) a dick, a male organ hanging limp and useless, a term used by me on USM to describe people that so far has escaped the censors even if I am the only one who knows the hidden meaning. (a personal victory that gives me perverse joy)


8/22/2006 8:19:59 AM From: eddo update#2 just completed.


8/22/2006 8:45:36 AM From: Ad Are we going to go through all of the "englishisms"? IE Wanker: (1) a person who is a BITCH most of the time (3) a driver who cuts you up, pulls from a side road five yards in front of you or fails to stop at a red light when you are crossing the junction (3) a man who is playing with his member


8/22/2006 11:44:55 AM From: BCAR (From Gally) Prostitot- An underage (see jailbait) female who dresses like a porn star, believes they are one and thinks they are 30. Usually identified by multiple photos and numerous updates on LSR's junkie site.


8/22/2006 2:05:24 PM From: EatMyBubbles "Turkey Slapping: Virginian term for being hit in the middle of one forehead with a penis.." lmao!


8/22/2006 2:25:46 PM From: Aery BCAR for president. Nothing is more pathetic and tacky seeing a picture of a teenage girl with pics posted on the net of her on all fours, spread eagle, and bending over to show off her cleavage. Except when it is obvious that they took the pic themselves with their camera phone being held in their outstretched arm. Yuck.


8/22/2006 2:37:29 PM From: BCAR Hmmm, let's sanitize here. Flying Monkey - followers of someone who watch (See Lurker) and report back all violations so that my comments have to get deleted to keep Babiebec out of trouble.


8/22/2006 11:21:52 PM From: Power I still go to SWYW sometimes. The TATer description was much more graphic when it was originally coined, by SWYWers.


8/23/2006 8:47:09 AM From: eddo update # 3 added


8/23/2006 3:47:57 PM From: Aery Ghoombahism: The unoffical religion of many TJers. Followers pay hommage to Ghoombah. See: Ghoombah.


8/23/2006 3:51:17 PM From: Aery Singularity: One-man Sci-fi cult. Its main philosophies are often ridiculed by non members. I.E., the entire human population, with the exception of one.


8/23/2006 3:55:52 PM From: Aery Canadian: Any obnoxious member who randomly appear on TJ to criticize the policies, politics, and general population of the United States. Usually recognized by their holier-than-though Canadian nationalism and nonsensical liberalism. See: Gally.


8/23/2006 4:03:31 PM From: Aery Occasional-Member Drop-in: An ex-regular member who occasionally visits the site. Their presence may be detected after clicking on the "Recently Replied" button on the home page only to see the first 15 results containing the newest comments by such people. See: EMB, Doheney, Mercury, and Gally.


8/23/2006 4:06:07 PM From: Aery Wannabe: Typically a new-ish member desperate for acceptance by older TJers. Usually adopt personally traits of older members in order to ride this individual's coat-tails to popularity. Example: Darkanda conspicuously emulating our dear Insect.


8/23/2006 4:09:36 PM From: Aery Insect: Certain member who strongly discourages the increase of the human population. Actively contributes to the cause by... ya right. I'm not that bold.


8/23/2006 4:10:21 PM From: Aery I'll take a break for now to make sure my house doesn't get egged.


8/23/2006 4:20:17 PM From: mercury Sk8r might get offended by that Canadian definintion.


8/23/2006 5:05:43 PM From: Aery lol. It's funny you mention Sk8ter because, even though she doesn't log on regulary, I thought about her when I was debating to post that or not. Though she isn't one of them, on the three forums I visit, I can immediately spot a Canadian when 99% of them begin their comments with "You Americans always..."


8/23/2006 5:15:30 PM From: doheney ya'll forgot weepy vagina and zing


8/23/2006 5:16:46 PM From: mercury and the 69th comment contest


8/23/2006 9:24:20 PM From: eddo good stuff right there!


8/24/2006 6:38:02 AM From: BCAR Of course you can't do the 69th comment thing here cause Babiebec gets all vaporlocked about it. Never quite figured that out either?


8/24/2006 7:09:33 AM From: BCAR Of course we could test that.


8/24/2006 7:09:52 AM From: BCAR With a little.........


8/24/2006 7:10:20 AM From: BCAR 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8/24/2006 7:14:52 AM From: mercury I tried it on USM once. it last all of 3 seconds.


8/24/2006 10:37:18 AM From: eddo update #4 done


8/24/2006 11:42:17 AM From: Feckless Wench This gets better by the day!


8/24/2006 3:41:34 PM From: babiebec ""K": The most interesting letter of the alphabet. Has great stealth qualities by wchich just he addition of a "K" to your alias apparently makes it appear as a whole new alias to admins" Huh? I don't get that one. Might be the typos...might not.


8/24/2006 3:44:43 PM From: mercury so I could change my spelling to merkury and fool everyone?


8/24/2006 3:46:30 PM From: mercury the zero reply police


8/24/2006 6:00:00 PM From: doheney sobs ex regular member? bastids lol


8/24/2006 6:07:39 PM From: wez Hey doh... I got a dollar.. go to eddo's ponder post and go nuts. I love questions..


8/24/2006 6:27:53 PM From: wez Theres a q word... Question = wez's preferred method of annoying people into seeing things his way...


8/24/2006 6:46:41 PM From: BCAR Question-Wez's method of answering a question.


8/24/2006 8:14:14 PM From: Ali No one has seen anything your way yet, wez. Don't flatter yourself.


8/24/2006 8:20:32 PM From: wez Wrong^^^ I'll flatter myself if I feel like it, little redhead. :P


8/25/2006 12:28:00 PM From: beags I don't care about the others. Prostitot made my day.


8/28/2006 3:25:20 PM From: eddo update #5 done


8/28/2006 8:26:03 PM From: Darkanda Eddo, I'm still gonna kick your ass.


8/28/2006 9:42:55 PM From: eddo Think I will add "empty Threats" tomorrow...


9/1/2006 5:59:17 PM From: keepsake Ummm you forgot my ever famous words ~ bite me ~ which applie well now


9/1/2006 6:12:18 PM From: keepsake I sure missed you guys I am back from my adventures where I confronted my halfsister about the life policys my dad left me she was moving the very next week how wild is that ~ she did not deny it ~ she just kept saying "well " but I said every thing I needed to say Talk about hevey emotions and then I went to that fuson thing and freaked out the prophet guys not to mention my husband LOL ~ but I dont think I will be sharing on here "as if " I could not be wierd enough right ?


9/11/2006 10:21:36 PM From: eddo Update #6


9/12/2006 7:42:30 AM From: wez Hypocrite ~ Judging, labeling, and looking down on another for what you are... see "we"


9/12/2006 9:40:04 AM From: Feckless Wench Getting better and better....LMAO!


9/13/2006 9:20:53 PM From: eddo added "wezzed"


9/13/2006 9:27:56 PM From: Aery LMFAO! I didn't think you would but you did!


9/13/2006 10:09:41 PM From: Ali LOL @ "wezzed"!


9/14/2006 8:17:22 AM From: Darkanda ok so, why did WEZ get kicked?


9/14/2006 8:37:09 AM From: Chi You need to ask?


9/14/2006 11:23:34 AM From: Darkanda dammit, he was cool too...


9/14/2006 12:44:36 PM From: Chi not.


9/15/2006 9:51:07 AM From: doheney sweet pickles and LMAO! = ZEEBS!


9/15/2006 9:53:26 AM From: doheney strawman, bandwagon, cronies,


9/15/2006 9:55:00 AM From: doheney how come this faq isn't staying at the top?


9/15/2006 10:29:39 AM From: BCAR You put Strawman in there I'll join Wez and TM


9/15/2006 11:21:07 AM From: mercury what's strawman?


9/15/2006 1:15:16 PM From: Chi yeah, really. I must've missed that one, too.


9/15/2006 5:39:22 PM From: Aery I'm not sure but I think a strawman is a debate tactic used to change the subject or turn attention away from the main point. Kind of like a red herring. Might be wrong, though.


9/20/2006 10:17:38 AM From: eddo Update #8- added Strawman, bandwagon, cronies, pwned, and something else that I can't rememebr right now. Doh- I don't know the seet pickles thing, and Zeebs isn't a member here.


9/20/2006 10:20:41 AM From: Darkanda so, when do you plan to be done with this?


9/20/2006 10:26:22 AM From: eddo when we run out of words to add


9/20/2006 10:37:30 AM From: Aery It will always be a work in progress, Darkie. Personally, I think this post should be set at the top of the site along with the FAQ.


9/20/2006 11:00:59 AM From: Ali You'd probably better add WPYO into the mix somewhere, eddo.


9/20/2006 11:07:04 AM From: eddo added Phreak.


9/21/2006 5:41:51 AM From: Anabel I don't see batshit or batshittery in these entries. With the clientelle here, I think we need it!


10/31/2006 9:12:31 AM From: eddo added frack. Considered deleteing fracktard...


10/31/2006 9:17:15 AM From: eddo also added basthit


3/17/2007 11:10:45 AM From: eddo fixed a TON of typo's


3/17/2007 11:15:41 AM From: Feckless Wench LMAO, I am SO glad to see this jump up again...it could do with a few fresh additions....LOL!


3/17/2007 12:25:48 PM From: wez I think "wezzed" needs an update, crybabies. ..... Slang term for acount termination until "we" realize the error of "our" ways due to (see crybaby) and unterminate the account.... Hahahahahahahahaha


3/17/2007 12:29:31 PM From: wez The ending needs to be changed to "We" got wezzed!, in that fancy font..... Hahahahaha


3/17/2007 12:32:16 PM From: wez What the hells "basthit", typo "fixer"? Hahaha.. I think fixer needs an entry....


3/17/2007 1:41:18 PM From: eddo so write a definition. I'll put it in.


3/17/2007 1:45:33 PM From: eddo vs 9.1- added: weak comeback


3/17/2007 7:52:00 PM From: EatMyBubbles I'd tell you to take my name off the "Occasional-Member Drop-in", but I kinda like seeing my name in the post..


3/17/2007 11:16:14 PM From: DarkCrow "Random Member Drop-in" that is so me!!


3/18/2007 3:21:02 PM From: Ali Butt Darts - a redneck game played at the bah that has nothing to do with darts.


3/18/2007 4:14:14 PM From: wez Hmmmmm... how shall I define it? TBA....


3/18/2007 8:25:09 PM From: eddo can something played in North Dakota really be considered a "red-neck" game?


3/20/2007 9:18:45 AM From: eddo added butt darts and one other (don't want to point it out, because that would make it to easy for the one it is aimed at to see it!!!)


3/20/2007 8:46:56 PM From: DarkCrow Thanks Eddo, now I feel like a real member


3/20/2007 10:08:31 PM From: wez Fixer: One who takes it upon themselves to tell someone else who to be. Typically done in a rude, hypocritical manner while bursting into a conversation you're no part of and saying something idiotic like ..."You know wez, it's not your job to fix everyone" so blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...


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