| 6/23/2008 5:59:13 AM From: Jez um, probably a 7. i'm not getting enough 'face time,' and the sultan knows exactly what i mean. |  |
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| 6/23/2008 6:12:53 AM From: mercury I'm kinda pissed... he hasn't been giving me any allowance lately. |  |
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| 6/23/2008 6:17:29 AM From: mercury The Harley is also sporting a new lock that I can't figure out how to pick. | |
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| 6/23/2008 6:31:14 AM From: emkay64 He just laughs at me and throws rotten garbage. "I am NOT an animal !" I rate being in the harem at -1. |  |
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| 6/23/2008 6:59:02 AM From: Ali I've been a loyal concubine for over 8 years now and have yet to be serviced by the Sultan. Plus these gossamer veils are itchy and I've asked a million times for baked Cheetos to be provided at the snack bar but they never arrive. I want out of my contract. |  |
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| 6/23/2008 7:01:49 AM From: Ali Hey Sultan, I also think your red velvet with gold trim decor for the harem room is tacky as hell! - there, now I personally attacked you to boot. | |
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| 6/23/2008 7:04:09 AM From: mercury no shit... if you want us laying around nekid all the time... provide a fabric that doesn't chap our asses. Think about silk. And Ali should get some freaking Cheetos. | |
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| 6/23/2008 7:50:26 AM From: BCAR With all this bitching you wonder why you don't get more attention. |  |
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| 6/23/2008 9:02:36 AM From: mercury who's got the itching powder for his undies? | |
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| 6/23/2008 10:10:55 AM From: eddo I get offered lots of attention from BCAR, but then I can fix his Dodge... |  |
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| 6/23/2008 12:19:44 PM From: beags *shrugs* No complaints thus far. I've mastered the art of bringing cold beer wearing practically nothing and washing the truck in thin t-shirts. | |
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| 6/23/2008 12:52:42 PM From: BCAR ^^^^^ Take Note ^^^^^^ | |
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| 6/23/2008 1:18:42 PM From: Darkanda I find the Sultan's grevious lack of attention to me quite offensive. If I don't start getting my share of the money, or my share of BCAR ... I will take this to court. |  |
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| 6/23/2008 2:06:25 PM From: beags Darkie, you need to grow a set (of boobies) and lose the (albeit small) pee-pee. | |
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| 6/23/2008 2:30:48 PM From: Rani well I was feeling mighty neglected but then BCAR gave me a job to do. |  |
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| 6/23/2008 2:45:29 PM From: Chi BCAR straight rejected my application to his harem. So yeah, I'm pretty pissed about that alone. |  |
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| 6/23/2008 2:46:49 PM From: eddo ya know, BCAR does often request that I fix his Dodge in skimpy little outfits and thin t-shirts... | |
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| 6/23/2008 2:49:00 PM From: Chi Hmm...maybe that's why I find him so irrestible, and he did let Darkie into his harem... | |
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| 6/23/2008 3:47:27 PM From: Ali I think eddo should be the new site Sultan. He'd get me some fukking cheetos. | |
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| 6/23/2008 3:51:44 PM From: BCAR Darkie failed to mention he's the eunuch taking care of the harem. All Sultans have a few of those. Eddo I have an opening. | |
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| 6/23/2008 3:53:40 PM From: BCAR I did recomed Chi to a gay Sultan friend of mine, the sultan of fudgepackia. | |
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| 6/23/2008 4:14:21 PM From: Ali I always figured Darkanda for a eunuch kind of guy. | |
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| 6/23/2008 5:35:13 PM From: hugo As long as the fridge is well stocked I'm happy. | |
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| 6/23/2008 7:05:11 PM From: Peanuts Who's the one in the back wearing a dick for a hat? |  |
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| 6/23/2008 8:11:50 PM From: Ash Of Pompeii That would be me. |  |
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