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Strange But TrueAuthor:Darkanda Viewed:  184  
Baby Tastes Best When Microwaved On High   
 November 28, 2006

Just when you thought your day couldn't get any more delicious, a Dayton woman has been arrested and charged with killing her baby...by microwaving it to death.

About a year ago, China Arnold brought her lifeless, 28-day-old baby, Paris, to a Dayton emergency room. The child died at the hospital where the cause of death was listed as "thermal injury." A strange diagnosis because, as far as anyone knew, the baby had never been to space or placed in a nuclear reactor. China was taken into custody and questioned, but never charged with endangering her child's life.

Now, unfortunately, China is headed to jail, but what an ingenious move microwaving the baby was! It was so smooth it took the Dayton police department over a year to figure out what happened, which is baffling considering the baby arrived to emergency room in a patented Hot Pocket crisping sleeve.

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Found this on my favorite website under "Bad Snack Reviews"

Replies
6/27/2008 9:05:54 PM   From:  Darkanda   oh so many dead baby jokes slosh back and forth in my skull as I read this.
6/27/2008 10:46:27 PM   From:  Ali   I'm not sure which I despise more - people who hurt children and animals or the people who find that kind of depravity humorous.
6/28/2008 1:35:22 AM   From:  eddo   "unfortunately" China is headed to jail??? WTF is unfortunate about that?
6/28/2008 1:37:00 AM   From:  Ash Of Pompeii   I agree with Ali.
6/28/2008 1:37:10 AM   From:  Ash Of Pompeii   ...and Eddo.
6/28/2008 6:07:27 AM   From:  Rani   OMG remind me never to depend on the Dayton police department, as this isn't the first time a woman microwaved her baby. Last woman stated she thought the baby was a bottle.
6/28/2008 8:19:44 AM   From:  hugo   I prefer the taste of slowly grilled bisexual virgin Navy rejects. 
6/28/2008 9:18:01 AM   From:  Chi   lol@Hugo... There's nothing funny about dead or abused babies.
6/28/2008 10:05:35 AM   From:  Rani   I agree nothing funny at all.
6/28/2008 3:47:18 PM   From:  Ali   lmfao @ hugo!
6/30/2008 9:40:13 AM   From:  Jez   you have absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever.
6/30/2008 11:47:05 AM   From:  Ali   I agree with jez.

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