| 11/14/2008 8:06:06 AM From: eddo He makes me follow him around and call him "Skipper"... |  |
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| 11/14/2008 8:08:03 AM From: mercury I'm still sneaking out on the Harley, but he scrubs his own skivvies these days. |  |
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11/14/2008 8:08:34 AM From: Ali As you know, BCAR divorced me a scant few months after this photo was taken citing "I can't stand the bitch" as grounds for dissolving our marriage.
He now has a lifetime restraining order against me and sends me hate mail at Christmas. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 8:08:50 AM From: Kethria Now that Thanksgiving is coming he's making me work overtime. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 8:09:21 AM From: Kethria So our dinner will die happy. And all of those mouths to feed. I'm exhausted. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 8:10:07 AM From: emkay64 I never got invited to the party.... |  |
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| 11/14/2008 8:11:52 AM From: eddo ummm, what is Anabel holding?? |  |
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| 11/14/2008 8:13:32 AM From: mercury that's a pillowcase full of door knobs, eddo ; |  |
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11/14/2008 8:14:46 AM From: mercury I swear we sent you aninvitation, emkay...
damn Canadian Post. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 8:18:02 AM From: emkay64 That's okay....my physical deformities tend to ruin wedding pictures. I tend to draw away attention from the bride...negatively of course. It's okay though....BCAR has really let himself go. I've heard he sports a bright yellow banana hammock and orange crocs and hangs out by the pool eating greasy chicken, while waiting for his harem to wait on him. I'm a free woman, cyclops...whatever... |  |
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11/14/2008 8:19:41 AM From: eddo ahhh, Merc, I remember that now.  |  |
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| 11/14/2008 8:21:10 AM From: eddo they look kinda dull though Merc. Is that what BCAR means when he is always asking for someone to "polish his knob"??? |  |
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11/14/2008 8:22:49 AM From: mercury somehow... I doubt those knobs are what he's referring to  |  |
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| 11/14/2008 9:05:37 AM From: Ali From whogo - BCAR makes me mow the lawn (with my mouth) and shears me naked which is humiliating, but he has beer so I'm happy. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 9:20:30 AM From: Jez he whored me out as his bottom bitch for awhile, then kicked me to the curb when hugo moved in. |  |
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11/14/2008 9:25:27 AM From: Ali The curb is cold and the concrete is hard and uncomfortable, so I brought pillows to sit on.
I'll share one with you, jez.  |  |
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| 11/14/2008 9:37:15 AM From: eddo He makes me play "speed bump" in the driveway. Luckily for me, the Dodge doesn't have enough power to get over my fat ass. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 9:41:25 AM From: emkay64 Fuk that Ali and Jez....I'll pick you both up in my pimped out camper and we'll hit the road. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 9:50:18 AM From: Ash Of Pompeii Jack shit's happened in my marriage to BCAR because none of you bitches have died off yet. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 10:34:50 AM From: BCAR Well Ash,s whiskey flask is the only wedding present I haven't re-gifted or eaten. As for Eddo, I'll never desert my little buddy. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 10:49:38 AM From: Ali (Note to self: Don't send a Christmas present to Mr. Re-gifter) |  |
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| 11/14/2008 10:50:41 AM From: emkay64 I gave him herpes. It's the gift that keeps on giving. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 10:51:05 AM From: emkay64 Oh yeah...I guess you all got my gift too. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 10:54:00 AM From: BCAR Fun for the whole family. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 10:57:37 AM From: Feckless Wench He's a little tied up at present..... |  |
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| 11/14/2008 11:20:14 AM From: Ali He divorced me before we had relations so no, I didn't even get emkay's special parting gift. *sobs* |  |
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| 11/14/2008 11:47:34 AM From: Ash Of Pompeii Don't worry, Ali, the only reason B didn't re-gift the flask is I had his name engraved into it ;o) |  |
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| 11/14/2008 11:48:13 AM From: Ash Of Pompeii And Anabel is holding a pillowcase of scorpions. I imagine that made more sense at the time. |  |
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11/14/2008 11:59:26 AM From: Ali See that's where I failed. I didn't etch his name into the gifts I gave him.
Stoopid me. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 12:01:01 PM From: emkay64 ^^That tombstone is still up for grabs. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 12:03:51 PM From: Ali Brilliant! He'd love a personalized tombstone much more than a Harley book, I'm sure. |  |
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| 11/14/2008 2:53:36 PM From: MrsK I am now the mother of that Jungle love child. I still wish I knew who the baby daddy is... I am quite sure this all happened on that pirate ship cruise a couple of years ago. |  |
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