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General DiscussionsAuthor:Ali Viewed:  119  
I met Merc's long lost twin yesterday   
 While I was at the beauty shop getting my hair done yesterday, some of the girls were ordering out for a late lunch.

As one of the ladies was going around and taking the food orders, I heard one super skinny gal order "A crispy chicken sandwich with no lettuce, extra mayo, large fries with two sides of gravy and a jumbo Mountain Dew".

WTF?????

They must have been ordering from KFC....lol.

Replies
11/14/2008 8:38:51 AM   From:  mercury   I can't eat KFC since the unfortunate "extra crispy incident" when I was about 10 ;o)
11/14/2008 8:39:26 AM   From:  mercury   what did she order for dessert?
11/14/2008 8:44:20 AM   From:  Ali   Dessert was probably three sheet pans of brownies, 10 boxes of Hostess Twinkies and a case of beer...you know, something light.
11/14/2008 8:46:19 AM   From:  mercury   yeah... that was probably my cousin
11/14/2008 8:47:29 AM   From:  eddo   can't have none of that lettuce...
11/14/2008 8:58:55 AM   From:  Kethria   We had potbelly's last night. I ordered the veggie sandwich and said "The works, leave off the oil and add jalapenos". Well she added EXTRA jalapenos, and threw a bunch of them on Omar's sandwich as well. I am paying for it this morning.
11/14/2008 9:14:54 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   She's probably got worms...bitch LOL!
11/14/2008 9:18:27 AM   From:  eddo   Wish I had worms...
11/14/2008 9:30:26 AM   From:  Ali   I actually watched to see if she would sneak off to the ladies room to puke afterwards but she didn't (that I saw, anyway) so I think it's safe to rule out bulemia.

What really sucks is I look like I eat crap like that but I don't and didn't. Oh well, c'est la vie.
11/14/2008 9:35:46 AM   From:  mercury   it does I wish I could share my metabolism with you.
11/14/2008 10:27:56 AM   From:  Ali   We need to find a doctor willing to undergo a metabolism and boob transplant. I'll share mine if you share yours.
11/14/2008 10:50:00 AM   From:  wildbob   She wouldn't last long during a famine! 

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