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Here's Your SignAuthor:emkay64 Viewed:  220  
People are stoopid!   
 I'm reasonably sure I posted this before, but I still giggle.

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11/18/2008 8:16:18 AM   From:  emkay64   Okay...fess up! How many guys have done this, that a warning needs to be printed?
11/18/2008 8:18:40 AM   From:  eddo   and a warning in a different color no less!
11/18/2008 9:53:32 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   Why would anyone want to 'insert' one?????
11/18/2008 9:56:24 AM   From:  mercury   maybe something was plugging it up?
11/18/2008 9:57:08 AM   From:  mercury   maybe someone had a erection lasting more then 4 hours and thought they cold deflate it that way?
11/18/2008 9:57:15 AM   From:  mercury   *could
11/18/2008 10:00:34 AM   From:  mercury   maybe inserting a screw driver was someone's best chance of actually getting screwed?
11/18/2008 2:01:59 PM   From:  Ali   ^^^ lol
11/18/2008 10:13:41 PM   From:  ImWithStupid   Why not. I kind of enjoy it.
11/18/2008 11:22:25 PM   From:  Hack   don't use a screwdriver when your nuts aren't tight... though you would have to have a screw loose to want to insert it there.
11/19/2008 3:45:44 AM   From:  mercury   that's it! eddo was looking for a loose screw :P
11/19/2008 12:05:33 PM   From:  Telsha   I saw a picture of a penis with a toothbrush stuck down the peehole. 
11/19/2008 12:07:15 PM   From:  Hack   **eyes go wide** what was he trying to do? straighten out a left hand hook?
11/19/2008 12:12:49 PM   From:  eddo   I hope it was the handle end of the toothbrush...
11/19/2008 12:13:55 PM   From:  eddo   and I hope that little toothpick end wasn't there...
11/19/2008 12:14:10 PM   From:  Hack   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
11/19/2008 1:09:24 PM   From:  timesjoke   The craziest thing I ever saw was an inmate who was well known for self mutilitation with cutting himself and eating inkpen refills claimed to have inserted a razor blade down his penis.

The nurse on call had veified "something" was in there but it was too far down to tell. I was observing when the docror extracted it and sure enough, it was a razor out of the disposables we give them to shave with burried twice the length of the blade itself down his penis. The nurse took it still held in the clamps and waved it tword us and asked if we were men enough to do that, most of us dissapeared, lol.
11/19/2008 2:23:47 PM   From:  eddo   holy hell TJ, that's awful... *faints*
11/19/2008 2:45:07 PM   From:  Hack   were you the first to go TJ, or the last to leave?
11/19/2008 6:47:08 PM   From:  sk8r   oh lovely.. i sell those all day long.. does that mean that i need to sell with that warning now... I can just imagine the 80 year old man when i tell him to be sure not to sick that up his dick.
11/19/2008 6:48:38 PM   From:  sk8r   TJ.. i hope she took it out with him awake.
11/19/2008 6:49:15 PM   From:  sk8r   i wonder what would feel better.. the flat head or the philips?
11/19/2008 6:51:07 PM   From:  eddo   phillips. definitely...
11/20/2008 4:16:06 AM   From:  mercury   ^^ just a guess? or did you do a comparison analysis?
11/20/2008 5:21:26 AM   From:  timesjoke   There were 4 of us all trying to get out at the same time, I'm not sure who got out first but there was no seperation between us as we got out the door.

11/20/2008 5:38:27 AM   From:  MrsK   lol!^
11/20/2008 6:58:49 AM   From:  eddo   Phillips= pointy, but only on the end. Flat head = sharp on two sides, and wide.

A flat head screwdriver would tear the sides on it's way in.


duh...
11/20/2008 7:45:21 AM   From:  emkay64   How do you get a razor up the urethra? Never mind that far in. Gross!
11/20/2008 9:42:40 AM   From:  eddo   ^^hammer...
11/20/2008 9:51:08 AM   From:  emkay64   ew
11/20/2008 9:57:22 AM   From:  Ali   "I can just imagine the 80 year old man when i tell him to be sure not to sick that up his dick." - LOL!
11/21/2008 3:18:52 PM   From:  wildbob   Boy am I glad there's a warning on that screwdriver set. Otherwise there could be nationwide carniage.  

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