Monday, January 05, 2009 -    Ah well, it was nice while it lasted. New User off AGAIN due to people being pains *sigh*....to join, e.mail Feckless Wench at morticiacemetaria@hotmail.com
Home Current Posts Sister Site Recently Replied to Logon Jungle Skills   We All Be Cookin Crazy World   Animals Gone Wild   Nagging Irritations   Psychotic Parents   There Ought To Be A Law   True Crime   Truth Or Fiction Discussion/Debate   Ask/Give Advice   General Debate   General Discussions   Political Debate   Political Discussion   Religious Debates   Religious Discussion   Serious Discussion Intellect's Corner   Conspiracy Theories   Philosophy   Science   Skeptics Forum In The News   Local News   National News   World News Laugh Until You Cry   Fun Quizzes   Funny Bone   Here's Your Sign   Just For Fun   Ludicrous Lawsuits   Strange But True Media/Entertainment   Books   Movies   Music   Reviews   TV Shows   Video Games	Funny Bone Author:MrsK  Viewed:  102   Grandparents...     I don't know why I am in the mood to run my keyboard flap. hehe! I get emails from a site called "Overheard in NY". It quotes things that have been overheard in the streets of NYC. Some funny stuff, this is my most recent favorite. Kindly Old People Really Give Us Hope Grandpa: Do we really have to take them to the fracking zoo? Grandma (holding a pamphlet about the zoo): Look, this is the stupid shit that they're into, so this is where we gotta go. Grandpa (pointing to a picture in the pamphlet): What the frack is that? A chipmunk? Grandma: It's a fracking rabbit! Replies 11/20/2008 10:22:03 AM   From:  emkay64   LMAO! 11/20/2008 10:26:02 AM   From:  emkay64   Little girl, pointing to grab holds: Look, Dad, monkey bars! Little boy: I wanna play on the pole! No, you can't too, this is my pole! Dad: Bobby, everyone can play on the pole! Little girl: Bobby, go back to your pole! Little boy: Fine! Look, Dad, I'm a pole dancer! 11/20/2008 10:29:11 AM   From:  emkay64   Male student #1: Your sister has the best tasting punani in New York. Male student #2: I'll pay for lunch if you promise not to say that again. 11/20/2008 11:33:15 AM   From:  MrsK   hehehehe! 11/20/2008 11:57:02 AM   From:  eddo   Man- Hey cabbie, take me to 45th and 1st. Cabbie- Frack off and die. 11/20/2008 12:05:23 PM   From:  Ali   This really happened to my brother while in New York - there was a display of large Christmas ornaments stacked together on the sidewalk outside of some shop... (Spoken with strong New York accents) Lady: Cathy, look at those balls! Cathy: Yeah, look at that. Lady: Cathy, those balls are huge! Have you ever seen balls that big? Cathy: No, those are big balls. Lady: Those balls are freakin' HUGE, Cathy! You should hear my brother tell this story. It's hilarious! 11/20/2008 1:06:08 PM   From:  MrsK   This is my ALL TIME Favorite: Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win. Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding. Wife: I hope it's from the ass, because that's where I just raped you. Husband: God, I love you. 11/20/2008 8:52:05 PM   From:  eddo   Man: I love you. would you marry me? Girlfriend: Frack off and die!

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